Spork of the Gods

ThinkGeek :: Titanium Spork:

I have made an attempt to always travel with a spork. Since I often bring my own food on airplanes, and almost equally often forget to pick up utensils, my various spork incarnations have gotten me out a jam more than once. The best one I've had I picked up in Manchester UK, at a Haagen-Daz store. It was very well-formed thick plastic, and it lasted quite a long time, but then busted in half as I was bearing down on a rather unruly lettuce spine.


I have been carrying these poor substitutes since, the spindly thin black plastic one, and the thicker green one, which is sturdy, but without the half-times, (so not really a spork) that I got at Rice To Riches but neither one is fit for the job.

Well! I have found my replacement. Lightweight, strong titanium no less.
"Spork of the Gods
The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!

Titanium Spork Dimensions:approx. 6.25' long and 1.5' at its widest point."